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[stealwithit]

remind me to use this line sometime because it apparently works

[whathawksdo]

[ Kasumi, no...... ]

Maybe if you're seducing a butcher.

[stealwithit]

nothing like putting poultry away to really get the gears oiled...

[whathawksdo]

Unless hiding the chicken is a metaphor.
It isn't, right?
Please tell me that it isn't.

[stealwithit]

if it is then this place is much stranger than I already think!

[whathawksdo]

hide your chicken
fleece your sheep
pet your rabbit
pluck your
pigeon????

no.

no, that one's terrible.

[stealwithit]

pluck your pigeon, hands down

[whathawksdo]

wrestle your weasel is also a strong contender.

[stealwithit]

Cajole your canary.

[whathawksdo]

Hassle your hare.

[stealwithit]

Rock your raccoon.

[whathawksdo]

Nuzzle your nug?



Actually
No, let's strike that one from the record.
Nugs are horrifying.

[stealwithit]

What are nugs? Almost sounds naughty but probably not since they're animals, aren't they?

[whathawksdo]

Similar to rabbits here.
Only bigger and furless and with hands instead of paws.

[stealwithit]

... That sounds really awful?

[whathawksdo]

Dreadful.
Half the world has them for dinner.
And then Orlais keeps them for pets.

[stealwithit]

I'm going ahead and assuming Orlais is a country or place or something like that.

[whathawksdo]

It is.
You might actually like it.
Lots of irritating nobility to rob.

[stealwithit]

I do rather love rich jerks. They have great taste in things I'd like to take off their hands!