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[whathawksdo]

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misfired pic;

[sassguard]

[ Right in Hawke's inbox drops another one of the many shirtless pictures Shepard has misfired today, though this one also features Shepard's wry grin and carrying Mako in one arm. ]

Someone wanted to take a shower too, but I didn't think you'd appreciate water on the floor.

[whathawksdo]

[ Oh. ]

Well. Someone looks very good with only a dog on.

[sassguard]

[ It's a message that sounds enough like something that Kaidan would actually say so Shepard replies without thinking to check IDs -- ]

Thanks for the ego boost, but it's nothing you haven't seen before, is it?

[whathawksdo]

[ Shepard, no. ]

If by that you mean shirtless men, then yes. I have seen plenty of shirtless men.

1/2

[sassguard]

[ Wait. That doesn't sound like something Kaidan would say, does it? So Shepard pauses to take a moment to check, and -- ]

[sassguard]

[ If this was a phone call, he would have groaned, but his mortification is thankfully limited to text. ]

Sorry, Hawke. You weren't supposed to see that.

[whathawksdo]

I wasn't?
That's cruel. Leading a lady on like that.

[sassguard]

[ Hawke is a lot of things, but "lady" isn't the first one that comes to mind ... ]

Not on purpose. We seem to be having a communication problem.

[whathawksdo]

[ Joke's on him. She is literally a Lady, with a capital L and everything. ]

Maybe a problem for you.
Me, I don't mind so much.