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[whathawksdo]

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[selfpraise]

That's not his either. At least I don't think it is. I always thought it'd be bigger.

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[whathawksdo]

And Bull sent it why?

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[selfpraise]

He's as scared of magic as you are, he wanted reassurance.

[Dorian should really figure out that this couldn't possibly be Sera because the spelling isn't atrocious.]

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[whathawksdo]

I am more inclined to say a brightly colored dick is a sign of illness than magic.
Which I'm not afraid of, by the way.
The magic, I mean.
Although I'm also not afraid of

You know what.

Nevermind.

[ Why is this conversation even happening? ]

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[selfpraise]

That would explain a lot if you were.

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[selfpraise]

[Wait...]

You're not Sera.

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[whathawksdo]

That was for Sera? I'd been wondering.

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[selfpraise]

I don't believe we'd ever reach the point where I'd send you a man's genitals.

[And now Dorian wonders what that says about his relationship with Sera.]

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[whathawksdo]

But you think Sera is a fine expert on them? Really?

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[selfpraise]

She'd at least have the decency to laugh at it with me.

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[whathawksdo]

Fair enough.
It is ridiculous, though, isn't it?

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[selfpraise]

So would you say it's a way of attracting someone?

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[whathawksdo]

If not someone, then at the very least to attract attention.
I wouldn't suggest trying it out around here, however.