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[whathawksdo]

Now, no need for sad faces!
I'm very certain I've met no sparkle crabs. Or Alferds, either, I'm afraid.

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[fastballspeciaaaaal]

[..........hold on just a gosh diddly darn second.]

...adult? [Which is to say, "Trickster?". but well. she may or may not not know his name.]

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[whathawksdo]

[ Gosh diddle darn second indeed.

You're texting a stranger, Ripley!!! ]

No one has yet been able to prove I'm not an adult, it's true.

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[fastballspeciaaaaal]

i'm still not sure if i'm talking to the right person

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[whathawksdo]

You could just ask me my name.
But for the record, I think you are not.
I've never met a hermit crab.

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[fastballspeciaaaaal]

[If only a name would do any good. At least...]

if you've never met a hermit crab then you're defs not the right person!!!

...i have hermit crabs with sparkley shells. that's who alfred and madonna are.

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[whathawksdo]

But I am still curious!
Do you have any pictures of Alfred and Madonna?

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[fastballspeciaaaaal]

oh my Archer-Mann!! yes i have sooooo many!!!

[You can just assume there's ~30 pictures attached. Of hermit crabs with silver glitter glue all over their shells. Definitely about half of them are selfies with the crabs.]

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[whathawksdo]

Did they decorate their shells like that?

[ Ah, selfies. At least she knows for sure this is definitely a child now. A child with very shiny pets. Better avoid swear words. ]

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[fastballspeciaaaaal]

i think the people at the shop did it. cause the babies aren't sparkly so i guess it's not natural!