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Date: 2015-10-03 06:33 pm (UTC)a wolf or like a butt tonne of tiny hermit crabs?
[This text totally went to Trickster...right?]
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Date: 2015-10-03 08:26 pm (UTC)well.
how big is the wolf?
[ She ain't even going to question why she's being asked this. ]
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Date: 2015-10-03 08:58 pm (UTC)text
Date: 2015-10-03 09:29 pm (UTC)[ She requires all the vital information. ]
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Date: 2015-10-04 03:20 am (UTC)text
Date: 2015-10-04 03:53 am (UTC)The wolf would panic and the crabs wouldn't be able to do much to it.
Why are you counting crabs?
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Date: 2015-10-04 04:54 am (UTC)i wanted to know how many babies madonna had
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Date: 2015-10-04 07:36 am (UTC)Who's Madonna?
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Date: 2015-10-07 03:36 am (UTC)my lady sparkle crab! you met her that one time. and alfred!
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Date: 2015-10-07 03:39 am (UTC)I'm very certain I've met no sparkle crabs. Or Alferds, either, I'm afraid.
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Date: 2015-10-07 03:41 am (UTC)...adult? [Which is to say, "Trickster?". but well. she may or may not not know his name.]
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Date: 2015-10-07 04:46 am (UTC)You're texting a stranger, Ripley!!! ]
No one has yet been able to prove I'm not an adult, it's true.
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Date: 2015-10-12 06:32 am (UTC)text
Date: 2015-10-12 11:59 pm (UTC)But for the record, I think you are not.
I've never met a hermit crab.
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Date: 2015-10-17 02:15 am (UTC)if you've never met a hermit crab then you're defs not the right person!!!
...i have hermit crabs with sparkley shells. that's who alfred and madonna are.
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Date: 2015-10-19 01:33 am (UTC)Do you have any pictures of Alfred and Madonna?
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Date: 2015-10-21 03:46 am (UTC)[You can just assume there's ~30 pictures attached. Of hermit crabs with silver glitter glue all over their shells. Definitely about half of them are selfies with the crabs.]
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Date: 2015-10-24 07:56 pm (UTC)[ Ah, selfies. At least she knows for sure this is definitely a child now. A child with very shiny pets. Better avoid swear words. ]
text; dang it, i missed my chance for a shellfie pun
Date: 2015-10-26 02:57 pm (UTC)